Ummmm

I am thinkin. . .the question is not “Real or Fake?” So much as “Penis or Vagina?”

Your Mom's Pants

Dude. . .every time I come over your Mom’s shorts

“accidentally” fall down. . .wtf is up with that?

Mr Chuckles

No. . .he doesn’t have to wear the bright orange clothing for work. . .

He just likes the attention. . .

 

 
 

Dude!

There’s a half naked muppet washing dishes in your kitchen!

I love this Tattoo

Sexy In Prison

OK. . .at first glance, maybe she’s cute. . .now look in the background. . .

Yes. . .ladies and gentlemen. . .it’s a fence. . .like around a prison. . .wtf?

Ya. . .that’s sexy. . .she gets out in 2-5

who cares?

I’ve never figured out if hers are all real but. . .who cares? She’s so damn cute

Ladies and Gentlemen. . .

This is where the term MILF came from

Yes Mommy. . .be bad for me. . .be very very bad

I wanna have a secretary like this!

Sexratary